Posts tagged people i know
- Andrea: I always just walk behind you, so I can follow you.
- Me: So you can what?
- Dre: FOLLOW YOU.
- Me: Oh, I thought you said so you can call me. As in, cat-calls?
- Dre: Oh, yeah, you know. MEEEOOOOOWWWW!
- Me: That is not how cat-calling works!
- Me: What'd you put for Alex (a black chick we know)?
- Andrea: I found this clip-art picture - of an actual person - and it was this really pretty girl with blonde hair and she was wearing a backpack...
- Me: Wait, it was a white chick..?
- Andrea: Yeah, she was WHITE.
- Me: Okay. That's what I thought when you said "blonde hair and a backpack", but...
- Andrea: SO, WHAT? BLACK GIRLS CAN'T CARRY BACKPACKS?!?!
- Me: No! >.< That's not what I meant!
- Austin (calling me): Hey Kamila!
- Me: Hey Austin! What's crackin'?
- Austin: Weeeelll, it's spring break! Heeeeyyy!
- Me: I know, right! And what awesomeness are you up to this spring break?
- Austin: Oh, right, so, I heard about this show called V. It sounded cool. So I got on Hulu today and I've been watching A LOT of it. I loooove this show.
- Me: That's great. And you're just so excited about it that you thought you'd call someone and share the happy?
- Austin: Yes. Exactly. I thought you'd like it.
- Me: Eh. Well I've seen the show. I'm not a fan, actually.
- Austin: Oh. Well that sucks. I gotta go watch more V now. Bye.
- Me: Bye, Austin.
Kamila No-Middle-Name Toska,
..if I were a lesbian,
I’d totally go out with you.
Hehe, I know that was random, but you, my friend,
are pretty freakin’
awesome.
… Should this excite me?
I don’t really know how to respond…?
I guess… I’d date you too.
You’re equally awesome.
But, Thank You. :D
Yes,
Tori.
Her middle name is Leanne.
It’s weird.
But I don’t judge,
because unlike me…
She has a middle name!
>.<
I Love
Andrea Leanne Wilke.
Because, on a day like today,
when I wasn’t feeling so awesome,
she helped me feel better,
just by letting me think out loud
and joking around.
She’s my bestest buddy. :D
And I hope, when the time comes,
she’ll get a new daddy that she won’t be scared of.
;)
- Brittany: How come, on all the stuff we fill out with races and ethnicities, it never says 'Mexican'? There's lots of mexicans in America.
- Me: 'Mexican' isn't a race. It's a nationality. People from Mexico go under 'Hispanic'.
- Brittany: Oh. Well that makes sense. Or else there'd be lots of races missing from those things. ... The Iraqis. The Afghans. The Baghdads.
- Me: You kind of already said that one...
- Brittany: I did? When?
- Me: Yes. Baghdad isn't the same as Iraq or Afghanistan. It's the capital of Iraq. So you already covered it when you said "Iraqis".
- Brittany: Oh. Haha. Ok. I thought it was different.
- Me: Nope. It's the same.
I date the greatest guy in the world. he makes me so happy.
^^ Someone was messing with my tumblr… and it seems he’s a bit conceited.^^
I Would Love
to go see a movie with my long lost buddy (by means of physical contact), Victoria Newborn.
And there is no need for tricycles, because it would be wrong of her to assume a certain male someone is automatically invited to see the movie as well. =P
Tandem bikes rule.
- Dante: Look! I found a book written in grandpa's language!
- Me: What do you mean? It's written for old people?
- Dante: No! In that language he always speaks!
- Me: You mean Albanian? That's not grandpa's language. It belongs to a whole country. You speak it too sometimes.
- Dante: Me? But I though I was Chinese...
- Me: No. Sorry. Maybe next time.
- Meredith on Grey's Anatomy: Your heart lives in your vagina!
- Dante (appearing out of nowhere): Did she say China?!
- Dad: Uh, yeah. Yeah. Her heart lives in China.
- Me: With the Chinese people...
- Dante: Oh. Well that's silly. (walks off; laughter commences among me and my parents)
I Love My Parents
Honestly, they do so much for me.
And even though I may not like every decision they make for me, in the end they are still my parents, and they were probably right to do so in the first place. I can never stay mad at them.
And I also have the pleasure of having parents who I can communicate with, talk to about anything, and get along with as though we’re friends.
They know I can’t wait to go off to college and start living my own independent life, but I hope they also know that I will visit often, they can always visit me, we will phone/skype each other regularly, and that I did agree to get them nice things when they’re older, so I need to get my education to afford their luxuries. =P
I love you Mom & Dad. :)
- Andrea: I want my voice back.
- Me: What do you mean? Where'd it go?
- Andrea: I'm just kinda sick, my throat hurts, and I've lost my voice. (pause) Zach has been sick lately too.
- Me: Ooooh! Zach went all Little Mermaid on you.
- Andrea: What? (laughs) Little Mermaid?
- Me: Yeah. He went all Little Mermaid on you and took your voice when you two were sucking face, like Ursula takes Ariel's voice in the movie.
- Andrea: "Little Mermaid"? Really? Joseph would love you for that.
- --> I don't think this joke was my best work, but Andrea enjoyed it. : )
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FACT:
Joseph Sykes-Burns makes me reeeeaaaallyyyy happy. =D
